IF YOU AREN'T FEMALE, GET LOST! I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK OKAY?
How much would You Give, for the Perfect Man?
If you could go out and BUY the Perfect Man like you go out and BUY the Perfect Car or House, Would You? How much would you PAY for the Perfect Man? What if your payment had to be made through PASSION and EFFORT instead of Money?
What would You be Willing to DO for the Perfect Man?
How much EFFORT would you put Forth in Sex, and PASSIONATE LOVE, and Showing you CARE, to have the Perfect Man? How UNDERSTANDING and Compassionate would you try to be for the Perfect man?
What I can DO for you:
If you read through all the Skills and Abilities I posses, and imagine living with someone like me, you can begin to understand how much I can positively affect your life. But I will high light a few things that might make a difference.
I can Cook, Clean, and Organize things very well.
I can fix some things like your Computer, and Minor repairs around the House.
I am innovative, so I can come up with Ideas which can majorly affect your life.
I can give you a fresh perspective on your problems or point you in the right direction.
I can make you Laugh, and show you how to enjoy Life.
I can give you LOVE, I can BE THERE for you.
Why you should Want ME instead of some other Guy?
Have you ever Trusted a Guy in a Relationship, when he acted like he really liked you and all he really wanted was Sex?
I won't Break your Heart, as long as you satisfy me Sexually and Sincerely show me Love, and Passion, and never betray my Trust, I would have no reason to Leave you.
Have you ever had a Guy who would just play with you, take you out to have sex but then play around with other Girls or you found out later he was Married?
I will not play games with your mind, or your life.
I will BE THERE, I will not be out Partying with the Guys or Some other Girl.
I am willing to Commit to you Whole Heartedly.
I am willing to have Children with you, and Care for them if you want.
I don't hang out in the Bars.
I don't watch Sports on TV.
Have you ever wanted to just sit and talk to a Guy and he acted like he really didn't hear a word you said OR even CARED that you were saying anything?
I will Listen to what you have to say, and Participate in the Conversation.
I can be Strong and give you Emotional Support.
I am Sensitive and Spiritual like a Woman who has a Penis.
Have you ever had a Guy who would say things to try to degrade you, call you names, embarrass you in front of others, do things to make you feel down?
I don't act Rude and Obnoxious, talk loud or act disrespectful to others.
I am usually Calm, Mild Mannered, in control of my Emotions.
I will Respect you, Respect what you say, and I will be sincere.
Have you ever had a Guy who always complained about having to do anything that was to help you, like leave the Toilet Seat down, or do something about the Wet Spot on the Bed, or did he just make you Sleep in it?
I will do little things to SHOW YOU I CARE, such as Leave the Toilet seat down, Change the Sheets after Sex, Give you a Massage whenever you need one, and I will happily talk with you in Bed about anything you want, for as long as you want.
Have you ever had a guy who always had to hog the Remote, and would come in an change the Channel in the middle of something you were watching, or he would never let YOU decide what to watch?
I will usually give YOU control of the Remote.
You will be able to Choose where we go out to eat.
You will be able to Choose what Movies we watch.
You will be able to Choose how I dress.
You will be able to Choose what I cook for Dinner for us.
Have you ever had a guy who treated you like you were a "Ho" maybe even called you a "Ho" or would never hold hands with you or show you any kind of respect?
I will open Doors for you.
I will give you Flowers, Kisses, Candy.
I will Tell you "I Love you" and Why OFTEN.
I will SHOW YOU I Love you, in many ways.
Have you ever had a guy who was afraid to express himself emotionally as if he was "TOO COOL" to show any kind of Love?
I will write you Songs, Poetry, Dance with you Romantically, and Make you Candle lite Dinners.
Have you ever had a guy who made you tolerate things being Broken around the House, who would completely ignore things you thought were important to have, and never really got things for you that you really needed, but instead would offer you only simple tokens, while at the same time acting as if you are really unimportant in their life?
I will Gather the things together in life to make our Life better. I will DO THINGS for you, OFTEN.
Have you ever had a Guy who always hung around with Guys you really didn't like or Approve of, and they always kept him away from you, or influenced him in negative ways you didn't like?
YOU will be my only True Friend, so you will not have to worry about me hanging around people you don't like.
Have you ever had a guy who was lazy like a couch Potato, and really didn't act responsible when it came to important things?
I will exercise to stay slim and fit to excite you Sexually.
I will be Responsible.
I will be Honest & Loyal.
I will stay Focused.
I will be Sincere.
I will be Passionate.
I will Listen.
I will Understand.
I will Obey You.
I will Respect you.
I will Worship you.
I will Help you in everyway I can.
I will Give you my ALL.
I will not be Lazy.
I will Work Hard for you.
I will Live to please you.
Have you ever had a guy who was Obsessive and Jealous all the time, and accused you of doing things you were not even doing?
I will Respect you, I will Trust you, I feel that Jealousy is a form of Evil, I even wrote about it in my Book. So I will give you the Freedom to do whatever you want, as long as you Sincerely LOVE ME, and are Loyal to me in your Heart, I will strive never to be Jealous with you. To me, YOU are my Goddess. So it is not my Place to Judge you.
Have you ever had a Guy who thought he was King Stud, and used to act like a Total Playboy or "Mac Daddy" or "Player" and run around with all kinds of Girls just for Sex, with complete disregard for YOUR feelings?
I will be Loyal to you, I will Love and Worship you as my Goddess, and only YOU will be able to approve of any other Sexual Relations I may or may not have. Only THROUGH YOU would I be able to have Sex with any other Woman.
Have you ever had a Guy who would Lie to you and tell you all kinds of things just to try to impress you?
I will not Lie to you, EVER! Because Honesty is one of the most important elements in a Relationship to me. This you can rely on with me.
Have you ever had a guy who would start Arguments and fights with you over trivial things?
I am an Understanding and Compassionate guy. I will always LISTEN to your side, and strive to understand your position, even when I do not agree with you, I will still Respect your Point of View.In Buddhism they taught me not to Argue, because it creates bad Karma. So I am not the kind of guy who would argue and fight with you. OUR life together would most of the time be a very peaceful union. Any Differences we have would be worked out in Calm Talking like a Business Negotiation, not and Argument.
And I VOW never to Raise my hand in Anger towards you. EVER.
Have you ever had a Guy that no matter what you did it never was good enough? He never really Appreciated anything you did?
I will ALWAYS show you My Appreciation, I will SHOW you my Love, and consideration for everything you do. Even when you disappoint me, I will try to look at the things we can Learn from the bad experiences, rather than focusing on any mistakes you may have made, and I will strive never to place Blame on you, especially when you do not deserve it.
Have you ever had a Guy who was Racist against Certain Races and would Rant and Rave about how much he hated these people?
I am not Racist, although I LOVE many different people and sometimes their Culture or Race can make me more Horny, I do not Hate anyone because of their Race. I look at Races like Flavors, and I have always liked tasting them all. Each Race and Culture is like a Piece of a big Puzzle in this World, each one has something to teach us, something to make our lives better, different foods, different dance, different music, different ways of looking at things, different sexy flavors. They all taste pretty good to me. :)
Have you ever had a guy that was obsessed with Money? Always worrying about the money all the time, arguing and fighting about the money, maybe getting involved with illegal or immoral things just for the money, always running around for money like he Worshiped Money?
To me LOVE is the most important thing in the whole world. Nothing to me is more important than Love. And while some think that this kind of attitude is a bit unrealistic, my dream is to Live on a secluded Tropical Island Beach with the Woman I love. I don't dream of working my life away worrying about money all the time for a few trivial material possessions that will be sold at a Yard sale after I die. I dream of doing things in this world that will last forever in the minds and hearts of those who carry on. Teaching the people of this world things that can enhance their Lives beyond their wildest dreams. This is what I dream of, and it is nothing that will cause arguments and fights between us.
Have you ever had a guy who always acted like he was some kind of a "Tough Guy" or a "Bad Ass" always trying to pick fights with other guys for stupid reasons?
I don't do those kinds of things. I am a Trained Martial Artist, trained by some of the Finest Martial Artists in the World. I am X-US Military, in all my Training, I was Trained and Conditioned to think of myself as a very Powerful Weapon. And I was taught to take this very seriously. So I do not fight with other guys even when I am provoked, unless it becomes a matter of Life or Death, because if I ever got to the point where I was forced to USE what I know, it most Definitely become a matter of Life and Death for the other guy.
At one point in my Life I trained my Girlfriend in Martial Arts so whenever a Guy tried to Pick a Fight with me over her, SHE used to Kick their Asses while I stood back and Laughed. So now you will know what to expect in regards to THIS topic.
If a guy was ever to attack us, while we were together, of course I would defend you, and Protect you. I would give my Life to Protect you. But there are some girls in this world who have actually set up fights with Guys just for fun, because they like to have a guy fight over them for no reason. They think it is a way to flatter themselves. This is stupid, and I can usually see through such Girls. I can LOOK at a Girl and tell if she really Loves me or not. And if she is only playing games with me, I have no reason to fight for a Woman who would play games with my heart. But if you are Sincere, and you Truly Love me, and there is no Doubt that I can see you Truly Love me, I would give my Life to Protect you.
Have you ever had a Guy who always acted like everyone was doing Something Wrong or Illegal, and he would always act like he suspected YOU of doing things wrong too?
I am not like that. Buddhism taught me not to condemn human Behavior but to strive to UNDERSTAND it, and to use Compassion whenever possible. So I am not like a Cop, I am not like some fanatical Christians or Muslims. I will always Trust you, and Respect you.
Have you ever had a Guy who would want to you stay home all the time, would act like everything you wanted to do was not important?
I am not like that. With Me, you will always have your Freedom, because I believe that Freedom is the Ultimate Right, and Oppression is the Ultimate Wrong.
Have you ever had a guy who acted like everyone else was beneath him, and he was better than everyone else?
I'm not like that, I was taught to remain Humble and Compassionate in my Buddhist Teachings.
Have you ever had a guy who was very Dramatic, and Needy, and expected you to kiss his butt all the time, while he would turn around and disrespect you all the time?
I am not Like that, I am a Simple Man really, I try to keep things simple, and easy going, Drama feels like a waste of time unless I am watching it on TV. Then I like it. But I try to avoid Drama in my life because it only creates a lot of Problems and Stress that I really don't find useful. You might consider me a bit Needy, but while I would want you around me a lot, and I would want you to enjoy being with me, I would always Appreciate it, and I would go out of my way to Reciprocate the Love you give me. So THAT is the Difference.
Have you ever had a Guy who was just down right Dirty and Filthy all the time, and did disgusting things like Fart and Burp and would hardly ever Shower and Shave, and would sometimes even STINK?
I am not like that. I Shower at least once a day, some times Twice, I Brush my Teeth Twice a day, I use several kinds of Deodorants and Perfumes, and I usually let the Women who Love me, select the Fragrances I wear. I like to be Shaved before a Ritual so my Body is Completely Shaved clean of any Hair except for on my Head.
Have you ever had a guy who had NO PASSION in Bed?
I am a VERY PASSIONATE guy, I will spend HOURS taking my Time to Sexually Satisfy you in every way you can imagine, then while we are resting we can talk and come up with a few more ways you might not have thought about. :)
Have you ever had a guy that was just NO FUN at all?
I LOVE to have Fun, I love to laugh and Joke around, and go Fun Places and Do exciting things, and keep thinking up New and Fresh things to do to make life more Meaningful.
Have you ever had a guy who never liked to go out, or go dancing or do anything?
I Love to go Dancing, I love to go out to eat, I love to go to Special Attractions, Movies, Discos, Plays, Special Artistic Performances and Events, Concerts, Parties, Trade Shows, and I would always want YOU by my side.
Have you ever had a guy who was Allergic to everything?
I'm not Allergic to ANYTHING, I'm Tough Babe, let's go,..
Have you ever had a guy who Drank or Smoked all the time or did Drugs all the time?
I'm not like that. I only Drink one or two shots once in a great while like once or twice a month just to relax. I Don't Smoke Cigarettes at all, I Don't Smoke Cigars either, I don't do any kind of Drugs, but I am willing to be Injected with something during a Ritual, but I am thinking like maybe X or Codeine, Cocaine, or Sodium Pan Athol, Something like that, but not Heroine, or anything too strong like that. And the only time I would do Drugs is during a Ritual. Never on a Regular Basis. And I don't really NEED to do Drugs during a Ritual either, it is more to enhance the Shock Factor during the Ritual rather than for my own Pleasure. Because really I would not know what you are injecting me with. So that would create Fear for the Ritual, but then the Drugs would Relax me. That's how it works.
Have you ever had a guy who would Hound you to go out and almost Stalk you?
I don't act like that. I will Tell a Woman I like her ONE TIME. I will give her my Phone number or URL or E-mail address, and I figure if she really Likes me SHE will contact ME. If she doesn't then I figure she really must not need me very bad, if she can turn her back and forget about me, then I must not have been what she wants. I do not believe in trying to Coerce or Brainwash a Woman into Liking me. I believe that if I like a Woman I should Tell her, so I do, if she likes ME, then she should, and WOULD respond by e-mailing me or Calling me. If she does not, then I believe that The Goddess Kali is protecting me from Negative Characteristics in certain Women that does not suit my Purpose and Destiny as the True Sacrifice of Kali. And that's the way I feel about it. I feel like I am Special, I am not like all the other Common Mortal Human Men out there. As such, it would take just the right kind of Woman to recognize what kind of Man I am, and respond with PASSION in her Heart for me. Those Women who like t
o play games, and play hard to get, are rooted in Evil ways, motivated by deceptive ideas, and greed. So Kali Protects me from these Evil Women who Play games and show Hatred and disrespect towards men, and these women will not call me, or e-mail me because they are too busy drowning in their own contemptuous attitudes.
So this is how Kali saves me for only those who possess a Pure Heart and Pure mind. Those Women who can not see the Value of the person I am, do not deserve to be with someone like me. And in the end those kind of Women only suffer a thousand different kinds of Torment for rejecting me. But this is the path they have chosen, I offered myself, if they chose to reject me, then they must live with their decision, and all the Consequences of their actions which they create by making that decision. So this is why, I am not the kind of guy who would hound you and stalk you, because I have no need to do such things.
Have you ever had a guy who thinks he's God's gift to Women?
Most guys only THINK they are God's Gift to Women,
I actually BELIEVE IT! :)
But I am Committed to this belief, in that, I am willing to DIE for the Sake and Salvation of all the Beautiful Women in the World in a Spiritual Ritual Human Sacrifice in the Name of LOVE, and to Honor the Supreme Goddess Kali.
Most Guys aren't THAT committed.
This is why the average common Mortal Human Woman, can't comprehend the value of the man I am. They are too busy worrying about how much money a man makes or what kind of Car he drives.
You start talking about the Mechanics of Love and the Spiritual Realm and most Women are lost.
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