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GET LOST! I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK OKAY? Musician- Guitarist, Keyboards, Vocals, Dance & Rock.
I started playing Guitar around 1975, but I never got into a Band until around
1981, but never made any of my own Music until about 1985, even then, I never really
recorded any of it Professionally. Did lots of Talent Contests, but never got famous. I Played Heavy Metal Rock, but I was once offered a Position to play Lead Guitar for a New Years Concert for the Band Alabama, but I turned it down, cause I just didn't feel like I was familiar enough with Country Style to pull it off, I would have been trying to do Eddie Van Halen style Leads to Country songs, and it just wouldn't have worked I don't think. I Played in front of Tommy Shaw once, that was cool.
In 1991 the US Postal Service Lost my Favorite Guitar while it was being Shipped to Hawaii,
and it crushed me so much, I kinda of gave up Guitar completely until about 2001
when I bought another Electric Guitar, and started getting the feeling back to play again.
In 2005 I bought a Set of Yamaha Keyboards, and started working my Fingers doing exercises
to get them moving right, and make them more flexible so I could actually play keyboards and
actually start making some real Music. Recently I have become very excited about my Progress
playing keyboards. I have recorded a lot of what I am working on using my New Computer Program from MAGIX,
and I feel very good about what I am putting together now. I feel like MY TIME is coming near.
I feel like I am just now starting to put together something that is Marketable.
So I guess I am kind of a Late Bloomer in Music, but I got back into Music seriously because I
got to the point where I had to decide, if I was ever really going to do anything with
Music, I felt like it had to be now, because I am not getting any younger. That really Motivated me
to take every minute more seriously. That helped me produce much better music. Soon I plan to Burn it on
CD, and start trying to Market it. That's where I am with it now.
I first Studied Photography in High School, way back in 1979, and I did very well then. I went on to do
some Action Photography in Motocross Racing in Michigan for a friend. I didn't really start getting serious
about Photography until around the year 2000. I started doing some Photo Shoots of Models in Hawaii, and took lots of
Scenic Shots around Oahu. Took more shots in Florida, since then I haven't done much, the area I am in has not afforded me
much in the way of Understanding Models or community. I am presently stuck in a Fanatical Christian Community full of Hypercritical
Christian Republicans who think Photographers are all doing some kind of evil. So it is not such a healthy environment to
explore my talents. But I am drawing out sketches and plans of different Shots and backgrounds, and working everything out in
my head, so that when my conditions and surroundings become more favorable, I will be prepared to produce some really awesome
stuff.RIGHT NOW, MY PHOTOGRAPHY SERVICES ARE FREE!But you would have to pay for my transportation to your Area unless you live where I do now, or Come here. But I am willing to take Pictures of FEMALE Models and Dominas, or Dungeon Pics for FREE at this time, you only have to pay for the Photo Processing and Development of the Pics you want. You don't have to pay ME anything. But the Catch is, I get to Keep the Negatives and any Copyrights to those Pics. Later on, when I become a World Famous Photographer, my Services of course are NOT going to be Free, and I am STILL going to keep the Negatives and the Copyrights to the pics. So better contact me now, before I start Charging people.
I first started learning Computer Science in the US Air force in 1989 when I was working as a
Hotel Front Desk Supervisor, for a military Hotel. I continued Studying about Computers in 1992
when I started messing around tearing apart old PCs and putting them back together again.
Then I studied PC Repair in a correspondence School Foley-Belsaw Institute, where I Graduated my
PC Repair Course with a A average. During this same period I studied Electronics with NRI, where I
completed a couple Semesters with an A average and with Highest Honors. Shortly after this, I lost my
job and had to drop out of all my Courses. But since that time I have worked as a Computer Repair Tech
several times in a couple different places. I still have a Work Bench set up for PC repair in the Location
that I am in presently. I Built my Mom's present PC, MY Present PC, and a couple other ones. Now I enjoy using
my knowledge in Computers to enhance my artistic abililites such as recording Digital Recordings using Computer
Recording Studio style Software, and Manipulating Images, Videos, and stuff like that. I am so thankful that I have a
basic understanding of the power a PC has, and all the things you can do with a Computer, because it has really
enhanced my life and the lives of everyone around me because of this knowledge.
My First real writing attempt was a small book I wrote called "The New Religion of Kali".
I wanted to write something that would make a difference in some people's lives. I wanted to tell
people some of the things I had learned over the years of studying Buddhism, and other Religions, after
I had spent more than 10 years studying all of these things, I felt it was time I wrote down everything
I had learned. So I wrote "The New Religion of Kali" as a way of expounding all that I had learned, to help
those who might be interested in this type of thing, and to preserve all of this for anyone in the Future who might
be interested in this, and to help in some ways change the world for the better. Most of all, I wrote it to help people,
to give people a little hope, and help them live another day.
My Second writing is almost ready for Print, but I am still editing it out a little here and there.
My Second book is about 400 pages or so, and it is a book about BDSM, or Bondage, Domination, Sadism, and Masochism.
I wrote this book because after I have lived half my life being rejected, misunderstood, and being called "Crazy" by some
quack Psychologists, I felt compelled to teach the world, about BDSM from my persepctive, considering I have experienced about
20 years of being actively involved in the world of BDSM, I knew there was a lot I could teach the world from these experiences.
So this is why I wrote that Book.
I have already started my Third writing, which is a variation from my normal style. I am interested in
trying to start writing some Film Scripts. I am just getting started doing this, but I like it more than just writing
straight books, because movie scripts seem to come alive to me. I like it more.
One more short note for all you Critics. I don't follow the Rules in English Caps. So get used to the idea.
I use Caps to express my emotions. It started from using them in Chat rooms, and e-mails on the Web. Then in studying other languages
I realized how senseless the rules for Capitalization are in English, and in many other Languages they do not even have Caps.
So I began to utilize Caps to express Emotion and Voice Stress, rather than just for Nouns and such.
I have grown accustomed to writing like this so I am not going to change anytime soon.
COMEDIAN
I never really considered myself a Comedian, because in the back of my mind I always felt like if I called myself
a Comedian, I was some how being arrogant, or egotistical to think that I actually could consider myself "Funny".
But through the years many other people have called me a Comedian, and I actually started to accept it when I was
working at a Sizzler's Restaurant in Hawaii, and I found myself doing Stand up at the Restaurant without even realizing it.
I gained the Attention of many people in Hollywood and influenced many writers and film makers during that time. But most
importantly I came to accept the fact that I do have potential as a Comedian. I just really don't feel comfortable about jumping
up on stage on a regular basis. But when I am relaxed, and I am enjoying the people I am with, something snaps inside me, and my brain
starts talking about stupid shit, and it is something that is completely Spontaneous. It is not something I sit around and think about, it is
just something that happens. I was asked to do Saturday Night Live, but I just don't feel that confident about my abilities as a Comedian.
But I want you to know, that if you get with me, there will be times, when I relax, and snap into my Comedian mode, and you will be having
some fun with me, I promise you.
What would a Day to Day Relationship with me be like? Well We would wake up together, because I would never want to be away from you. We would Sleep Cuddling most of the Time, because I would LOVE you. The Morning might include Making Love or taking a Sexy Shower together before I cook you a Gourmet meal of ANYTHING you Want. Then we would go sit out on the Porch over looking the Ocean in our Tropical Paradise, because that is the Kind of place I want to Live with you. And we would Drink Gourmet Coffee or Fresh Squeezed Juice, because I believe Details are important in Life. I might run my finger though your hair and tell you how Beautiful you are, to start your day off right.
If we worked at all, it would be at something we Love to do, not something we feel we HAVE to do to pay all the Bills. But something that would excite us just to do it.
Honesty would be one of the most important standards we would live by. Therefore TRUST would come naturally. Each of us would rely on the other for support and comfort, and we would both understand our Responsibility to Give the other the support and comfort we both need. While this might sound hard to believe, what this would mean is we would not be arguing, fighting, or having as many problems as other people, because we are more focused on what is important in life.
After Work, we would play, either going to a Disco, playing Music, or getting involved in a Fetish Ritual of BDSM for a Few hours, Life is to enjoy, so this is what we would do. On our Off days we would Travel, see places we never seen, eat at restaurants we never have been to, do things we never have done before. This will give our life excitement, and meaning.
I am a Romantic kind of Guy so Flowers and Candle Lite Dinners are my Style. Making Love by the Fire and Under a Full moon, these are also things we would do together. I would give you a massage on a hard day, Encourage you when you feel down, Give you Hope when you need it. Things like this. We will enjoy all there is to enjoy together.
Okay let me just remind you, that What I am really Looking for is a Long Term Love, but it has been SO HARD to find a compatible match for me, that I have just decided to relax and play with all the Girls until I find one who really WANTS ME. So if you WANT ME, you should speak up and tell me. I have subscribed to so many different Personals Websites, and I never found Love. I even tried E-harmony and after I filled out my Profile, they sent me and e-mail that said "Sorry we have no one that fits your Criteria, you sick fuk!" So you see, it has not been easy for me. But I am still tryin. I want TRUE LOVE, but for now I am settling to just Enjoy what there is to enjoy, and forget about everything else for a while. For me, I'm tired of feeling down and Lonely. Now the Party is starting right now. Wanna Join my Party? Got good Barbecue. :)
e-mail me at:the_webninja@yahoo.com Thank You!
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